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December 21st 2006 05:48
Q: When is a cook mean?
A: When he beats eggs and whips cream
Q: Why are fish mongers so greedy?
A: Their work makes them sell-fish.
Q: How do you make honeymoon salad?
A: Lettuce alone without dressing.
Q: Why did the cat eat cheese?
A: So he could sit by the mouse hole with baited breath.
Q: The butcher sponsored the local dance. What did they call it?
A: The meat ball
Q: Why do melons get married in church?
A: Because they cantaloupe
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A: When he beats eggs and whips cream
Q: Why are fish mongers so greedy?
A: Their work makes them sell-fish.
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Q: How do you make honeymoon salad?
A: Lettuce alone without dressing.
Q: Why did the cat eat cheese?
A: So he could sit by the mouse hole with baited breath.
Q: The butcher sponsored the local dance. What did they call it?
A: The meat ball
Q: Why do melons get married in church?
A: Because they cantaloupe
http://www.brownielocks.com/cheesyjokes.html
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