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Lara MBeware of Consuming Excess Guilt
October 18th 2006 11:58
Recently another blogger’s observation alerted me to this terrible problem. These days people have been consuming far to much guilt in their food. No matter what you eat, when you eat, try and avoid any guilt. It can lead to serious health conditions, including introversion, depression, and in very extreme circumstance, death.
“I also discovered that I was intaking a lot of guilt in my food. Snakatas are 8% guilt, for instance, as I discovered today via mathematical induction (kinda):"
Thus I’ve compiled a list of examples of guilt free foods that you can switch to as an alternative. In today’s society it is really not acceptable to have more than 1% guilt in your diet.
A guilt free cook book that comes with added conscience.
http://www.hiketohealth.com/food_and_lodging.htm
Since body builders are too tough for guilt, they’ve developed this pudding with extra helpings of protein and other weird growth hormones thingies for you instead. RRRaaghhhh!
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/is/pud.html
Find yourself bawling with tears of regret whenever you try to fry? Fry without guilt!
http://www.fabulousfoods.com/shop/prods/bookimages/guiltfrfry.gif
I hit the jackpot here, there is a great range of products from ice cream to fudge bars. You will never have to worry about eating unnecessary guilt ever again!
http://www.yarnells.com/about_us/timeline.html
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“I also discovered that I was intaking a lot of guilt in my food. Snakatas are 8% guilt, for instance, as I discovered today via mathematical induction (kinda):"
http://blogs.boredofstudies.org/chris/
Thus I’ve compiled a list of examples of guilt free foods that you can switch to as an alternative. In today’s society it is really not acceptable to have more than 1% guilt in your diet.
A guilt free cook book that comes with added conscience.
http://www.hiketohealth.com/food_and_lodging.htm
Since body builders are too tough for guilt, they’ve developed this pudding with extra helpings of protein and other weird growth hormones thingies for you instead. RRRaaghhhh!
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/is/pud.html
Find yourself bawling with tears of regret whenever you try to fry? Fry without guilt!
http://www.fabulousfoods.com/shop/prods/bookimages/guiltfrfry.gif
I hit the jackpot here, there is a great range of products from ice cream to fudge bars. You will never have to worry about eating unnecessary guilt ever again!
http://www.yarnells.com/about_us/timeline.html
It is believed that the use of low-resolution images and text extracts in this context
• to illustrate the product and content in question,
• with the authors’ names either visible on the image itself or written in the image description below,
on the www.foodherald.com hosted on a server in Australia by www.orble.com , qualifies as fair use under Australian copyright law.
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